this just happened
this is how I feel when I start up conversations with people online
what if you woke up christmas morning and your favorite character or celebrity was just casually sitting by the christmas tree with a bow on their head and was just like “oh good you’re finally awake”
*Rapidly tries to make hair look decent*
but then they were all “no your hair looks fine” and they laughed
and then after a long somewhat awkward amount of silence they were just like
"i like your pajamas"
i would cry
So everyone knows this little guy from finding nemo, right?
Remember when nemo first met him, and he said:
“See this tentacle? It’s actually shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can’t really tell.”
And in octopuses, one of their tentacles is actually their penis, and is structured slightly differently from the rest of their tentacles.
Pearl was showing off his dick.
Giving babe a piggyback ride like the good girlfriend i am cause she wore stilettos 😜👠 #babe #girlfriend #ghay #derpin #piggybackride #stilettos #girlyoucray
We may have our fair share of fights.
But the important thing is that we brush it off and come out clean on the other side.
I love this one. Naked cuddles are thw best cuddles
That queer moment when you’re not sure if you want to be them or fuck them
Some of the manliest men I’ve ever seen
Vietnamese photographer Thanh Ha Bui captured this incredible image in his parents’ back garden and, after spotting a line of super strong weaver ants marching across a branch, decided to test their legendary weightlifting skills. First experimenting with pieces of food and leaves, he eventually ended up with this incredible shot
he’ll say “are you married?” we’ll say “wow those are pretty invasive questions for a snowman”